You have been selected for a once-in-a-lifetime covert operation — to witness and celebrate the union of Oliver Graham and Polina Vershinina. Your attendance is crucial for the success of the mission.
Secure accommodations early to avoid detection by rival agents.
Plane, train, or commercial stealth mode
Table sitting plan
Find your people! Choose your table of interest on the RSVP page
Make Weddings Great Again
[Politics & Media]
The HODL Lounge
[Crypto & Tech]
Table 9¾
[Sci-Fi & Fantasy]
Lost in Translation, Found at the Bar
[Travel & Culture]
DJ’s Favorite People
[Music & Dance]
Michelin Mates
[Food & Drink]
Certified Meme Lords
[Memes & Internet]
The Real Guests of This Wedding
[Gossip & Drama]
Field Questions Answered
FAQ
All agents are encouraged to go full Scottish regalia — kilts, tartan, tweed, clan flair… Don't have gear? Edinburgh’s streets are lined with stylish supply depots (a.k.a. shops), so last-minute wardrobe recon is totally doable.
It’s a traditional Kirk of Scotland ceremony with a civil touch — think reverent and heartfelt, but with just enough paperwork to make it legally binding. Expect hymns, vows, and maybe a few well-timed tears.
The mission will launch at The Parish Church of St Cuthbert, right at the foot of Edinburgh Castle. A majestic setting fit for a sacred alliance.
Negative. Both ceremony and reception are inside. Rain may fall, but your hair will remain dry and your dancing undeterred. The Botanist — our reception base — is an urban jungle, so even if it rains, you’ll still feel like you’re somewhere exotic (just with better cocktails).
All agents must confirm their participation by 31st July. Late responses risk being reassigned to lesser missions. Lock in your status on the RSVP link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc8R0YGqDLuyzT5wpksd3lwVpz2Ta3aI06nXUCL7Bwyn7cdJA/viewform
Mild and moody — around 17°C on average. Could be sunny, could be dramatic skies and poetic mist. Basically, peak Scotland. Bring layers and an umbrella if you’re feeling cautious.
Your presence is the only mission-critical item. However, if you're determined to contribute to our honeymoon adventures, use the honeymoon fund link: https://monzo.me/olivergraham1?h=jDOfqt
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Failure to attend is not an option. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be filled with laughter, love, and maybe a few surprises.
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