TOP SECRET:
Mission Eternal Love
Special Wedding Operation
Mission Briefing
The heart of Scotland, the UK
Mission Locations
Saturday, 27th September 2025
Date of Operation
You have been selected for a once-in-a-lifetime covert operation — to witness and celebrate the union of Oliver Graham and Polina Vershinina. Your attendance is crucial for the success of the mission.
VENUE
Primary SitE
reception base
The Parish Church of St Cuthbert,
Edinburgh
Edinburgh
the Botanist,
Edinburgh
Edinburgh
2 PM (14:00)
5 Lothian Rd, Edinburgh EH1 2EP
https://www.stcuthberts-edinburgh.uk/
6 PM (18:00)
1 Little King St, Edinburgh EH1 3AR
https://thebotanist.uk.com/locations/edinburgh
Agenda
- 13:30 — Agent Arrival
- 14:00 — Sacred Ceremony
- 15:00 — Transition
- 15:30 — Operation Reception
- Evening — Covert Dancing & Celebration
Need help mid-mission? Contact our trusted handlers:
- Maid of Honor: Anna Boldyreva
- Best Man: James Farr
- Wedding HQ Email: vertex.polina@gmail.com
Your presence is the only mission-critical item. However, if you're determined to contribute to our post-op adventures:
Agent Lodging HQs:
Transportation Brief:
Gifts
Contacts
Mission timeline
Honeymoon Fund Link
Secure accommodations early to avoid detection by rival agents. Recommendations:
- The Resident Edinburgh - Newly Open
- Budget option:
- Kick Ass Grassmarket (18+)
- Plane,
- train,
- or commercial stealth mode
Table sitting plan
Find your people!
Choose your table of interest
on the RSVP page
Choose your table of interest
on the RSVP page
Make Weddings Great Again
[Politics & Media]
The HODL Lounge
[Crypto & Tech]
Table 9¾
[Sci-Fi & Fantasy]
Lost in Translation, Found at the Bar
[Travel & Culture]
DJ’s Favorite People
[Music & Dance]
Michelin Mates
[Food & Drink]
Certified Meme Lords
[Memes & Internet]
The Real Guests of This Wedding
[Gossip & Drama]
Field Questions Answered
FAQ
All agents are encouraged to go full Scottish regalia — kilts, tartan, tweed, clan flair… Don't have gear? Edinburgh’s streets are lined with stylish supply depots (a.k.a. shops), so last-minute wardrobe recon is totally doable.
It’s a traditional Protestant ceremony with a civil touch — think reverent and heartfelt, but with just enough paperwork to make it legally binding. Expect hymns, vows, and maybe a few well-timed tears.
The mission will launch at The Parish Church of St Cuthbert, right at the foot of Edinburgh Castle. A majestic setting fit for a sacred alliance. Bring your stealth and your tissues.
Negative. Both ceremony and reception are inside. Rain may fall, but your hair will remain dry and your dancing undeterred. The Botanist — our reception base — is an urban jungle, so even if it rains, you’ll still feel like you’re somewhere exotic (just with better cocktails).
All agents must confirm their participation by 30th July. Late responses risk being reassigned to lesser missions. Lock in your status on the RSVP page.
Mild and moody — around 17°C on average. Could be sunny, could be dramatic skies and poetic mist. Basically, peak Scotland. Bring layers and an umbrella if you’re feeling cautious.
Not straight away. After navigating international wedding bureaucracy, we’re taking a breather. Name changes may follow later, but rest assured: we’re already fully bonded.
Mini agents are welcome! Just notify HQ in your RSVP so we can plan accordingly.
Your presence is the only mission-critical item. However, if you're determined to contribute to our post-op adventures, a honeymoon fund link will be available under Registry.
Mission Countdown
Time until Operation Eternal Love begins
Days
Hours
Minutes
Seconds
Failure to attend is not an option. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be filled with laughter, love, and maybe a few surprises.
This page will NOT self-destruct — please keep it safe!
Over and out,
Ollie&Poli
This page will NOT self-destruct — please keep it safe!
Over and out,
Ollie&Poli